Help! My emoticons are drifting out of vertical alignment!

Swerd

Swerd

Audioholic Warlord
You are watching evolution take place. Language, spoken or written, is old technology and is fading away. Replacing it are the high-tech digital emoticons. The next version of Microsoft Word, will replace old school text with all emoticons.

We have all seen examples on the internet of posts from people who are clearly uncomfortable with written English. They are not from another country, but they seem to lack any knowledge about spelling, word usage, capitalization, punctuation, or other types of English grammar. These people are not clueless morons – they are more evolved than we throwbacks are.
 
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Midwesthonky

Audioholic General
You are watching evolution take place. Language, spoken or written, is old technology and is fading away. Replacing it are the high-tech digital emoticons. The next version of Microsoft Word, will replace old school text with all emoticons.

We have all seen examples on the internet of posts from people who are clearly uncomfortable with written English. They are not from another country, but they seem to lack any knowledge about spelling, word usage, capitalization, punctuation, or other types of English grammar. These people are not clueless morons – they are more evolved than we throwbacks are.
Genetic offspring's school was going to stop teaching cursive writing because who writes anymore? But the reality is, it's still needed despite the emoticons. There are enough old school people out there that read an emoticon filled email and think "if you can't even use words, are you competent enough to work on my projects?" and then take their business elsewhere. I find it more millenials...like my sister who actually posted that "she will have to go do some adulting now..." Like getting and keeping a job is so difficult. I'll stop before my rant explodes...
 
BoredSysAdmin

BoredSysAdmin

Audioholic Slumlord
English is my 3rd language, yet I'm constantly amazed at how many of native speakers cannot use correctly your/you're or a lot
 
panteragstk

panteragstk

Audioholic Warlord
English is my 3rd language, yet I'm constantly amazed at how many of native speakers cannot use correctly your/you're or a lot
I agree, but the fact that the sentence below is gramatically correct is one reason people suck at English.

All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life.
 
Swerd

Swerd

Audioholic Warlord
I agree, but the fact that the sentence below is gramatically correct is one reason people suck at English.

All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life.
That sentence is just bad English.

I think this may say the same thing (does it?), but shorter & better:

All his fervent faith never did affect his life's outcome.​
 
Swerd

Swerd

Audioholic Warlord
English is my 3rd language, yet I'm constantly amazed at how many of native speakers cannot use correctly your/you're or a lot
In the past I used to work with some Italians and Japanese. They always had trouble with English because so many words pronounced the same have different meanings, and are spelled differently.

In addition to your – you're and lots – a lot (why do one lot and many lots mean the same thing in spoken English?),we have:
there – their – they're
here – hear
base – bass

Certain vowel sounds have different ways to pronounce and spell them. Crude and food rhyme. Crud and crude don't rhyme. Explain that to a foreign visitor. There and here should rhyme. They come close but not close enough to rhyme. In English, instead of regular rules of pronunciation or grammar, we have no rhyme or reason.

In other languages, such as French, Spanish or Italian, if you see a word spelled out, you know how to pronounce it. And if you hear it pronounced, you know how to spell it. English has multiple spellings & pronunciations. Those double letters such as th, gh, sh, or ch only confuse people. They make well-educated foreigners sound ignorant & illiterate. When I worked with Italians, I was at the NIH in Bethesda, MD. It was comical to hear them try to say Bethesda. It came out Buteezda.

Don't get me started on i before e. Or is it e before i? I yeild , or is it yield?

English is a mongrel language, a bit of old Celtic combined with German (Anglo-Saxon),French (from the Norman invasion of England),and a bit of Scandinavian (from Viking invasions). No wonder the grammar and spelling are a mess.

All the good curse words are Anglo-Saxon. They're short, usually one syllable, and very direct. The highfalutin multi-syllable words come from French and Latin. Compare sh!t to defecate or fu¢k to fornicate.
 
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Alex2507

Alex2507

Audioholic Slumlord
English is my 3rd language, yet I'm constantly amazed at how many of native speakers cannot use correctly your/you're or a lot
At least those words sound the same. Then and than is the word substitution that I personally don't seem to be able to forgive. My latest lesson in how English is used was 'so ain't we' which was used to mean 'so are we'. It took everything I had to get the guy to explain that to me without making him think that I was making fun of his English. Once he understood that I was only interested in understanding what the phrase meant, he took the time to explain.

All his fervent faith never did affect his life's outcome.​
All his prior faith had no effect on his life's outcome.
 
highfigh

highfigh

Seriously, I have no life.
English is my 3rd language, yet I'm constantly amazed at how many of native speakers cannot use correctly your/you're or a lot
You didn't include the lack of ability to correctly use 'they're their, there'. As someone whose first language is English, this annoys me to a degree that many consider to be unreasonable but really, did these people actually go to school?
 
highfigh

highfigh

Seriously, I have no life.
At least those words sound the same. Then and than is the word substitution that I personally don't seem to be able to forgive. My latest lesson in how English is used was 'so ain't we' which was used to mean 'so are we'. It took everything I had to get the guy to explain that to me without making him think that I was making fun of his English. Once he understood that I was only interested in understanding what the phrase meant, he took the time to explain.



All his prior faith had no effect on his life's outcome.
Explain that 'ain't' is the contraction for 'am not, is not, are not' or 'has not, have not'- this means 'ain't' can be used to mean 'aren't we'.

I have less of a problem with this than people saying "I seen..." or 'I done...'.
 
panteragstk

panteragstk

Audioholic Warlord
The worst is when I had a boss that used pacifically instead of specifically. I almost asked "why are you talking about an ocean?"
 
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