My last post on this thread was Nov. 29, nearly a month ago. Today was really my last day at work. Finally, what month.
Thursday Dec. 8th - went out to lunch with one of my bosses (I have 3, I'm a subcontractor who works at the prime contractor's location) and the 7 employees I have now who report to me. It was nice and low key. Until those 7 employees all starting telling their version of how they first met me. I hired them all, and they all told really nice stories how they thought I was so wonderful.
! Apparently at their interviews, I spent more time trying to sell them on the job opening I had rather than 'critically' interviewing them. I didn't know it had such an effect. They told those stories even though they don't have to suck up to me anymore.
And then they gave me a gold retirement watch. I didn't expect that. It's a Seiko just like the picture, but with a company logo printed on the face near 9 o'clock.
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Friday Dec. 9th – A large lunch at the the other company where I actually work. They're the prime contractor. It was a much larger affair, with catered food, and the whole company. My wife was invited, so she was there too. Lot's of talk & praise, I had to speak, winged it rather than prepared notes, but I got lot's of laughs as I intended.
There are two senior women at work, who are both like the Sgt. Majors of the place. For years, whenever there was a birthday or celebration with cake, they would both compete for the cake slicing & distribution job. I later learned they are sisters, who sometimes (often) feud. So I formally requested that they both slice my retirement cake. They ordered TWO CAKES, one chocolate and one vanilla. There is a photo of me posing between two knife wielding Sgt. Majors! It was one of those afternoons. By 3 pm I left and was exhausted again.
I still had 2 more weeks to go.
Friday Dec. 16th – I went to the holiday party of the (unnamed) govt. agency that I really work for – they are my clients. There I went through the whole retirement deal all over again, but this time with mostly a bunch of oncologists. I've worked very closely with them for 19 years, and I enjoyed all the attention. Again, I was exhausted when it was over.
Finally this Friday, Dec. 23 approached. I finished all my work for December, including writing annual performance reviews for my employees. I gave them all raises
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As I left, I imagined a boom-box music score for last day at work:
Take This Job and Shove It – Johnny Paycheck
I Don’t Want to Work, I Just Want to Bang on the Drum All Day – Todd Rundgren
Drop Kick Me Jesus through the Goal Posts of Life – Bobbie Bare (because we can’t be entirely frivolous)
Party Town – Glenn Frey
Feel free to suggest other songs for this play list.
My ‘exit interview’ was at 3 pm. A fancy name for turning in my keys, ID badge, and parking pass. And then I left. Ye ha!