I know nothing about animals, but want to buy a unicorn.

[Rickster71]

How can I get an entire thread to not be seen?

Really, I just want the thread about Unicorns to be gone from my feed (I was traumatized by a Unicorn and Adam and Doug), the thread, while well intentioned has accumulated a lot of hatred and bigotry and it saddens me each time I see it).

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

What's the best budget unicorn?

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

I'm an village fool and I am constantly abuse my unicorn beyond what it meant to do.
Please advise me a replacement unicorn

 

[Seth=L]

I'm an village fool and I am constantly abuse my unicorn beyond what it meant to do.
Please advise me a replacement unicorn

If I put two unicorns right next to each other do I get twice the magic?

 

[KEW]

I'm an village fool and I am constantly abuse my unicorn beyond what it meant to do.
Please advise me a replacement unicorn

You don't need a replacement, you just need to add a "T-limiter" to make sure you exercise restraint!

 

[KEW]

Try checking the Democratic National Convention. They are sure to abound there.

 

[markw]

How can I get an entire thread to not be seen?

Really, I just want the thread about Unicorns to be gone from my feed (I was traumatized by a Unicorn and Adam and Doug), the thread, while well intentioned has accumulated a lot of hatred and bigotry and it saddens me each time I see it).

Uh, rick... I hate to tell you this, but that horn wasn't on their foreheads.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

If I put two unicorns right next to each other do I get twice the magic?

No, You have to put in exactly same location in all dimensions

 

[crossedover]

Best Buy doesnt carry unicorns, but if you purchase a 5.1 speaker set, instead of the high impact free subwoofer that usually comes with it, we will give you a free unicorn gift (that keeps on giving)

note free means good

 

[Chu Gai]

Just as there's a Marine 1, Air Force 1, there's also a Unicorn 1.

 

[j_garcia]

Id go with a DIY unicorn, im sure we can get you the right model for the selected unicorn,I dont know if the skills are there but its the best option, with all due respect

Best bang for your buck too.

 

[markw]

Best bang for your buck too.

Speaking of "bang for the buck"...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-horses-for-third-time-breaking-leg-in-process-10312311.html

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

Speaking of "bang for the buck"...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-horses-for-third-time-breaking-leg-in-process-10312311.html

Some of the comments over there are priceless

 

[Chu Gai]

Neigh, neigh, say it isn't so.

 

[crossedover]

Best bang for your buck too.

Well if your buck is banging with the unicorn, you can expect a 6db increase if banging is co located, if its mutual self banging and from a distance your looking at a +3db increase. per interested buck. So the lesson is more buck doesn't equate to satisfaction

 

[Seth=L]

I wonder of OP ever ended up deciding on a unicorn. I bet he was trolling. Probably doesn't have the money to actually get one.

 

[markw]

I wonder of OP ever ended up deciding on a unicorn. I bet he was trolling. Probably doesn't have the money to actually get one.

Not yet, but I'm waiting for Mark Zuckerberg to give me one.

 

[Chu Gai]

More, hitherto unknown information about unicorns.