I Lost my Wedding Band!!!

[markw]

I 've lost a considerable amount of weight recently and just noticed that my wedding band is missing. Now, I NEVER take this off so it must have slipped off at some point in my travels and it's nowhere to be found locally.

...I've been wondering why all these hot young chicks have been hitting on me lately and now I know why.

 

[Chu Gai]

Check your AshleyMadison calendar.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

As long as you still remember your wife's name - you're ok!

 

[agarwalro]

Is this some thinly veiled attempt to join Doug and Alex's orgy?

 

[ParadigmDawg]

All Women lose their wedding rings right after they get skinny and hot...

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Are you sure she didn't dispose of it? :-D

 

[Rickster71]

...I've been wondering why all these hot young chicks have been hitting on me lately and now I know why.

I don't know if I'd call Adam & Doug 'young.'

 

[Adam]

I don't know if I'd call Adam & Doug 'young.'

Maybe not, but you would need to call us "younger."