zumbo : The Italian said,"I made love to my wife three times last night, and when she woke this morning she said, I was the best lover in the world!"
The Frenchman said,"I made love to my wife four times last night, and she brought me breakfast in bed and said she could never love another man the way she loves me!"
The American said,"I only made love to my wife once last night, and this morning she said, please don't stop!"