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Francious70

Francious70

Senior Audioholic
For the game I posted I got over 10k meters

Paul
 
brian32672

brian32672

Banned
Ok, I find the Gory version to be funny (some may not see the humor in a yeti with a spiked club)

Also tried the ridiculously long version. (Wow, light up a cig, get a beer, or go to the bathroom for that one)

These are stupidly addicting.....
 

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rgriffin25

rgriffin25

Moderator
Thanks for the cool links guys. Here is one that I found this weekend. cool games

I have been hooked on these games ever since I first read this thread. Might have to sell the x-box. :p
 
mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
.....little Johnny sat on the concrete curb one afternoon, turning his glass bottle of light-brown turpentine upside-down and back, watching the bubbles rise....the local Priest, Father O'Malley, approached down the sidewalk and recognized Johnny, one of his alter-boys, immediately.....

...."Johnny", said Father O'Malley, "what's that in the bottle?".....

....looking over his left shoulder with a sun-grin, Johnny said, "Father O'Malley, this is probably the most powerful liquid in the World".....

...."Oh No!", said the Blessed Father, "Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in this World"...."Son, you can rub Holy Water on a pregnant woman's belly, and she will pass a healthy baby"....

.....Johnny thought a second, looked back over his shoulder and said, "Father, let me tell ya', you splash some of this turpentine on a tomcat's butt, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson".....
 
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mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
.....Gentlemen, and I must say, Ladies, and welcome, please forgive the "de-nuxxxd", this story is reputed to be an Urban Legend, and I'm sure many of you are familiar with it.....Urban Legend---from the suburbs and not true, if you will....but, what you need to do is, run a copy of the recipe and the all-important, "methods", and BEG, your wife to make the cookies, asap, with emphasis on, asap....(it's the ground up oatmeal)......



A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a

very expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for

$50.00.



Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!



My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in

Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such

cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus cookie." It was so

excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress

said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe."



Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty-it's a great

deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab. Thirty days

later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was

$285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two

salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the

statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe-$250.00". That was outrageous!



I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress said

it was "two fifty", which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty

dollars" by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus

refused to budge. They would not refund my money because, according to

them, "What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen

the recipe.



We absolutely will not refund your money at this point." I explained to

the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in

the state of Texas. I threatened to report them to the Better Business

Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was

basically told, "Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get

even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back." I just said,

Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun."

I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the

United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe from

Neiman-Marcus...for free. She replied, "I wish you wouldn't do this." I

said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me

off!" and slammed down the phone. So here it is! Please, please, please

pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and

I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make

another penny off of this recipe!





NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)

2 cups butter

24 oz. chocolate chips

4 cups flour

2 cups brown sugar

2 tsp. soda

1 tsp. salt

2 cups sugar

1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)

5 cups blended oatmeal

4 eggs

2 tsp. baking powder

2 tsp. vanilla

3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the

butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour,

oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar,

and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.



Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
 
mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
.....an old Indian lined up all of his 10 Indian sons, and stood in front of them....he then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"....nobody answered him......

.....he asked again, "who push port-a-potty over cliff?"....again, nobody answered.....

.....the old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie, and Georgie's Father"...."Georgie chop down cherry tree"...."Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish"...."so", the old Indian asked again, "who push port-a-potty over cliff?".....

.....the littlest Indian replied, "I, Father, I push port-a-potty over cliff".....

.....the old Indian GRABS the kid, SHAKES HIM VIOLENTLY, and SPANKS!! the smallest son for his punishment....when the old Indian is done and walking away, the crying little Indian rubbing his eyes asked, "Father, Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punished"...."I tell truth, I get punished"...."why you punish me, Father?".....

.....the old Indian replied, "at time of chopping, Big Georgie, NOT, in cherry tree!"......
 
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mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
.....fellow tin-eared NEANDERTHALS, take note.....


Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says, "So you would love her."

"But God," man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says, "So she would love you!"......
 
mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
.....I thought it was very interesting myself, Brian......
 
mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
.....here is a video of some dancers doing a live performance in celebration of the Chinese New Year.....I was told this group is actually from China and were performing somewhere in the United States....It's a truly exquisite performance....the dancers are all deaf....to help them with this performance, they get their cues from the people you see on the sides of the stage....and of course, practice makes perfect.....


http://www.cse.ohio-state.edu/~panugant/downloads/chineese.wmv
 
mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
.....this is pretty neat, and might promote you to check out a few claims....just click on your state.....

Is your town haunted?

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www.theshadowlands.net/places/illinois.htm> Illinois
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brian32672

brian32672

Banned
Loads of towns in my state. But none in my town. Sunrise Florida....
So I guess no hauntings here.
However the close ones are Plantation, Davie, Hollywood, Fort Lauderdale...

BTW Mule, finally got prescriptions filled, very long ordeal
 
mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
brian32672 said:
BTW Mule, finally got prescriptions filled, very long ordeal
.....very long ordeal??, for pain medicines?, for a guy deemed worthy of full disability on only the second application turned in to persons probably empowered during the Clinton administration?, just a guess?, I don't know?....so from the year 2001 in January came the very long ordeal part?....anyone seeing what I am working toward, please raise their hand.......
 
mulester7

mulester7

Audioholic Samurai
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the plush theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied, "the balcony."
 

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