Sorry beans, but you've gotta have 25 posts before you can sell something here. You've got to have at least 5 just to be able to PM a non-staff user as well.
This forum seems like a pretty nice place to hang out anyway. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for you to enjoy and participate in the conversation. I suggest going over to the
rookie forum and posting an intro thread. Tell us about yourself -- hopes, dreams, desires, proud moments; and then just let happen what may.