One o' thems Audiofile Turnin' Tables

[jaxvon]

One o' thems Aw-deo-file Turnin' Tables

Hey Mule, I think ya'll might have some of these here AudioFile turn tables down in Arkinsaw.

 

[mulester7]

Hey Mule, I think ya'll might have some of these here AudioFile turn tables down in Arkansaw

.....hey, that's the one I sold to my second cousin Luther....how'd you get that there picture?....is he a'sellin' it on FleaBay?.....huh?.....

 

[Sheep]

I love the wood finish!


SheepStar

 

[claudermilk]

LOL! That is priceless! You have to give them credit for inguenity. Now I wonder how well (if?) it works.

 

[RJB]

That's GREAT!

Have you tried playing a little "dueling banjo's" on it yet?

 

[mustang_steve]

I just love the garden hose green cable.

And he genuine "box-spring wood" construction.

My only question....where's the prong to center the record?

 

[Shinerman]

Is that Pizza Dough on that turn table?

This might just be one of those fancified new fangled automatic pizza cookers. That hose is for the pizza sauce, not power.

Come on guys, not everything is audio related.

Shiner(3 bottles into a six pack and counting)man!

 

[mulester7]

My only question....where's the prong to center the record?

.....Steve, to center records, your hands got to possess hillbilly awdeofile plumbin' thumbs....major requirement.....

 

[mulester7]

Is that Pizza Dough on that turn table?

.....that is correct, Shinerman....that particular model though, was only capable of pepperoni with onion....the newer models do Supreme's......

 

[mustang_steve]

Ahh, so it's like a spirograph, but for pizza....cool!

 

[mulester7]

Ahh, so it's like a spirograph, but for pizza....cool!

.....you bet, Steve....Bill Clinton pioneered the thing as a lad in Hope, Arkansas....maybe not.....

.....guys, with stitches still in my neck, I marked up and will probably catch a train tonight....I better go catch a nappers.....

 

[MDS]

I just have one question. Why would a turntable need water cooling (garden hose)?

 

[jaxvon]

I just have one question. Why would a turntable need water cooling (garden hose)?

Maybe it's an overclocked turntable.

 

[mustang_steve]

I just have one question. Why would a turntable need water cooling (garden hose)?

Maybe the latest audiophile tweak is to pour water onto the record to give the music a more fluid sound.

 

[MDS]

Now there's an idea - overclocking the turntable so you can play your 78 rpm records at 33 1/3 for that awesome chipmunk sound.

 

[jaxvon]

Now there's an idea - overclocking the turntable so you can play your 78 rpm records at 33 1/3 for that awesome chipmunk sound.

Reverse that, and you've got the right idea. 78 @33 1/3 would give you the Barry White sound

 

[MDS]

Yes Jaxvon you are right. 33 1/3 is slower than 78. What was I thinking.

 

[Nomo]

I'll bet it looks great next to the 8-track in the General Lee!