Ah, The Cell Phone
The thing that potentially can cause brain cancer that all ready in my mind causes MENTAL RETARDATION!!
Examples of retardation!!
My kids play hockey OK, we travel all over for this sport. Whole families travel together in packs to cheer the kids on etc.
Were at a tourney, at a game, kids are playing, where are the parents.
In the Lobby, outside, sometimes rink side, doing what??
Talking to whomever about the next bar there going to, what store, what a deal they got at a store, what they talked about yesterday when they got together, hell even seen one guy call over to the bench to find out why his kid got a penalty.
Thats not enough??
Your at the store, in line to check out and the person in front of you with a zillion dollars of stuff to cash out is on the phone. Bonnie/Pete you should see the deal I just got, are you gonna be home later?? we'll get together etc etc etc. At the same time they cant figure out how to hold the cell phone and put their stuff on the checkout conveyor, or they allready did and the call comes in and its money exchange time, rudely they tell the cashier HOLD ON A SEC. This is about the time I say, if you dont hang up quick I'm gonna shove that phone up your arse!!!
Kids in school all the way down to kindergarten have them and guess what?? Mimicking mommy and daddy, not paying attention to sh*t, talking, texting,gaming with the kid across the room etc.
Hands free they say, BULLSH*T! What does that do??? NOTHING. Most people cant walk and chew gum at the same time. With all your senses working people concentrate the hardest on the thing making noises into their ear, not whats in front of them, whats around them.
Pull over, h*ll ever watch them do that, half in the lane, half out, talk about accidents in the making or slamming the brakes on to pull over, oh thats fun!!!
You want cops to ticket it, HOW?? Their on them to, they are just as stupid as the next cell phone user, badge makes no difference. Oh, thats right, people are listening to scanners so cell phones make it better, YEAH OK, business my a** and if thats the true reason then why arent theirs hands free??? I think the department would supply hands free,headset free ones!!!
I need to know where my kids are etc. Then stay home and when they leave, ASK THEM WHERE THEY ARE GOING!!! Give them a one way useage cell phone to call home at best.
OOOOO, on the road you say, stay in your freaking office and do some work for a change. Set up appointments like the old days and stick with them!! And DONT tell me how much you underpaid while you yap on that phone, surf the net all day, I KNOW BETTER!!
Carry one for road emergencies, OK.
One way home only calls for kids, OK.
Doctors on call, OK.
Emergency works on call , OK.
For everday useage, taken them and stick them in your arse or hope your not near me when your using it because I will!!!!