Customer calls, I pickup, they ask whats a good # to reach me at

[jinjuku]

I have a problem customer that calls, I pick up the phone on the 2nd ring and announce myself, the next question: What's the best # we can reach you at?

The fisking # you just dialed, where I picked up in two rings, and you were greeted by a live human being.

 

[slipperybidness]

I have a problem customer that calls, I pick up the phone on the 2nd ring and announce myself, the next question: What's the best # we can reach you at?

The fisking # you just dialed, where I picked up in two rings, and you were greeted by a live human being.

That's good to know.

In a related question, what's the best method to reply to your AH postings?

 

[rojo]

I get that question a lot as well. The thing that gets on my nerves is when people call me to describe their emails to me. Just forward the damn thing and let me see it! Even more baffling are the people who take a screenshot of an email, then email me the screenshot.

 

[lovinthehd]

Even more baffling are the people who take a screenshot of an email, then email me the screenshot.

Yeah everyone knows you should text the picture of the email. Doh! Love that gif!

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

Few jobs before, I was working for hi-end hedge fund in midtown Manhattan. Dress pants, dress shirt, dress shoes.
As I approach one of Sr. Directors asking him could I take a look at his pc, he tells "No thanks, I don't need my shoes polished"

By that time I was already working there for 5 or 6 freaking years.

 

[Alex2507]

I had a tech guy on the phone who said his name was Karl with a 'k'. I asked him how to spell that. He floundered a little but said, "K-A-R ...". I interrupted him and said "Yeah, no. I got the Karl part, how do you spell 'with-a-kay'"?

 

[Pogre]

I had a tech guy on the phone who said his name was Karl with a 'k'. I asked him how to spell that. He floundered a little but said, "K-A-R ...". I interrupted him and said "Yeah, no. I got the Karl part, how do you spell 'with-a-kay'"?

The movie Warlock! "Okay Kassandra Witherkay. what's next?"

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

The movie Warlock! "Okay Kassandra Witherkay. what's next?"

 

[MrBoat]

Some people just like to hear themselves talk. I was spinning an argon bottle out to the bottle corral and boss asks me; "Out of gas?" Ummm, no. I have a ballroom dance competition coming up and I can't find a suitable practice partner. . . .

A favorite of mine is when someone approaches me, who is always coddling their phone otherwise, asking me if Home Depot etc carries something, and then asks me what it costs, as if I carry inventory/price sheets in my pockets.

 

[GO-NAD!]

There is a restaurant near my sister that serves breakfast 24-hrs a day. She once called them up to ask what time they start serving breakfast...and she wasn't joking.

 

[Pogre]

That's like being at a restaurant when the server tells you to enjoy your meal and you reply "you too".

Yup, done that one a couple times.

 

[panteragstk]

This thread is just Bill Engvall jokes. They just never stop and never get old.

"Here's your sign. Had you been wearing your sign, we could have avoided this whole situation."