Time for a little humor folks:
d.b.
US troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following,
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF......"
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider
bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad
against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done
with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You have had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
