You know you are old when...

[Midwesthonky]

One of the summer interns walks past. Your head jerks up, your mind first goes...DAMM!!! Then your mind goes "that skirt is too short for a professional office."

That made me feel old. I can't be old! I still have 24 days till I turn 40!

Sigh...

 

[j_garcia]

I know I am old because I meet up and hang out with car guys (kids) whom I have been driving longer than they've been alive.

 

[avliner]

... Then your mind goes that skirt is too short for a professional office...

Well, IMO it's a whole lot better being old than blind, but YMMV, though J/K

 

[Irvrobinson]

With all of the old guys, not including me of course, on AH, I think you know you are old when you post here.

 

[fuzz092888]

I remember one of the first things Alex asked me when I met him was "Excuse me for asking, but how did you get into this? This is kind of an old guy hobby."

 

[Alex2507]

One of the summer interns walks past. Your head jerks up, your mind first goes...DAMM!!! Then your mind goes "that skirt is too short for a professional office."

That made me feel old. I can't be old! I still have 24 days till I turn 40!

Sigh...

I am now jealous of your youth and your work environment. Did you get any?

 

[Swerd]

One of the summer interns walks past. Your head jerks up, your mind first goes...DAMM!!! Then your mind goes "that skirt is too short for a professional office."

That made me feel old. I can't be old! I still have 24 days till I turn 40!

Sigh...

At 40 you're way too old for that summer intern, but you still think you're in the game.

By the time you reach 50 you'll realize you don't have to try to be cool anymore. In fact, you'll be much happier if you realize that at 40 .

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Get off my lawn!!!

 

[Adam]

I hear ya. Seeing those interns is a different experience than it was 10 years ago. Things that once were hard are now soft.

What? I'm talking about my belly. Really.

No, I'm not...

 

[Adam]

"...This is kind of an old guy hobby."

Wait - you're not all smokin' hot Emo chicks?

If you're old dudes, why would you joke about tying me up and...oh, NO!!!

 

[Irvrobinson]

Get off my lawn!!!

Let me guess, you have a Gran Torino in the garage?

 

[brianedm]

Wait - you're not all smokin' hot Emo chicks?

If you're old dudes, why would you joke about tying me up and...oh, NO!!!

Well, most of us aren't smoking hot emo chicks. Fuzz did once send me a selfie though.

 

[Rickster71]

Let me guess, you have a Gran Torino in the garage?

Did someone say Gran Torino?

 

[Midwesthonky]

At 40 you're way too old for that summer intern, but you still think you're in the game.

By the time you reach 50 you'll realize you don't have to try to be cool anymore. In fact, you'll be much happier if you realize that at 40 .

Oh believe me, I know I am NOT in the game and certainly am NOT considered cool. I'm old to them. They sure are nice to look at. But...then they open their mouths and talk...and I'm done. Clueless about life. Nope, can't put up with that incessant patter about stuff that really isn't important. Now if one could look like that and talk cars, motorcycles, hunting, fishing, A/V equipment...NOW WE'RE TALKING!! But I keep that for my day dreams when work really doesn't hold my interest. Not that work holds my interest...

 

[darien87]

I realized I was old when I went to the mall and thought, "Man all these kids look like punks."

 

[markw]

You know you're really old when the only use you have for Viagra is to keep you from rolling out of bed.

 

[markw]

Wait - you're not all smokin' hot Emo chicks?

If you're old dudes, why would you joke about tying me up and...oh, NO!!!

What makes you think we're joking?

Here in Jersey we don't joke about that stuff. Now, where's Rick with that cement?

 

[fuzz092888]

Good thing you didn't post the other pic I sent

Well, most of us aren't smoking hot emo chicks. Fuzz did once send me a selfie though.

 

[Adam]

Good thing you didn't post the other pic I sent

Post it! POST IT!!!

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Well, most of us aren't smoking hot emo chicks. Fuzz did once send me a selfie though.

Good thing you didn't post the other pic I sent

I didn't realize you went through with the implants!