quantum mechanics, carbon fiber lp and cd weights, demagnetizer, a cable cooker: apparently you need a separate box to burn in your cables now, and bowls that start at 300 and go up to 1500.
The funny thing is, you never know if these are a joke or real. If it's a joke, it's funny because you could believe it to be true. If it's real, you cry yourself to sleep at night because you spent 40k for an education when all you had to do was look in your kitchen cabinets and sell whatever you find for a 100000 markup.