WTF Hector!

[Dolby CP-200]

Well I knew Hector, was around somewhere just didn’t expect him to pop out of the blue and startle the living daylights out me, little bugger!

Well I managed to capture Hector, and toss him outside and stay out you little bugger!

I hate spiders!

 

[Seth=L]

At least you respect them, and don't smash them like some doofus.

 

[Audioholics]

If they are inside, they die. I'll "respect" them outside.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

If they are inside, they die. I'll "respect" them outside.

Oh yeah you’re the exterminator guy who kills bees! Little buggers aren’t they!

LOL, yeah I’ve had a slight change in heart for the eight legged hairy creature, despite my fear or Arachnophobia against them. Now they do keep the place clear, ok, ok so they forget to tidy up there website in the corner of the room.

The only thing that freaks me out is Eight Legged Freaks! “Get Back You Eight Legged Freaks!”

 

[Adam]

If they are inside, they die. I'll "respect" them outside.

That is exactly the way that I used to think. For some reason a few years ago, that changed for me. Now I respect them everywhere, but I will relocate certain ones outside.

 

[Rob Babcock]

Spiders eat a lot of insects, so they don't much bother me. Obviously I'm not happy if one runs across my foot or hops on my pillow, but generally I leave them alone and they leave me alone. I'd rather have a dozen spiders in my house than even one milllipede!

 

[Tomorrow]

I have been bitten by a Brown Recluse spider. It took me almost a year to heal. You can name the little *$^%*$*%%, thank them for all the harmless bugs they eat, respect them in or outside, anything you want....just so long as they are a LOT FLATTER than when you found them.

 

[stratman]

RJ, you beat me to the punch. Untill one runs accross a Brown Recluse (more dangerous than a Black Widow)and gets their butt bit, then the hospital bills! Yeah right, I respect them under my shoe where they turn crunchy and liquidy! My buddy that lived in Texas had to move out of his townhouse once after it was infested by Brown Recluses that moved over from a construction site.

 

[mike c]

At least you respect them, and don't smash them like some doofus.

If they are inside, they die. I'll "respect" them outside.

Doofus!


sorry, everything with more than two legs gets killed when I get the chance.

 

[WorldLeader]

Doofus!


sorry, everything with more than two legs gets killed when I get the chance.

Poor kitty cat


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I have seen a few brown recluses in my house, and needless to say I stop whatever I am doing and kill them. Eugh! I hate them.

 

[darien87]

I leave 'em alone, But if the wife sees one, she yells at me until I kill it.

 

[majorloser]

I have been bitten by a Brown Recluse spider. It took me almost a year to heal. You can name the little *$^%*$*%%, thank them for all the harmless bugs they eat, respect them in or outside, anything you want....just so long as they are a LOT FLATTER than when you found them.

Loserwife has also been bitten by a Brown Recluse spider. The wound doesn't heal for ages. She has the scar on her leg to prove it. One of the ladies that works for me had a brother recently die from a large amount of Recluse spider bites. He went to sleep on his boat he was refinishing and there was a nest of them onboard. He never woke up again.

If it's brown has eight legs and crawls IT DIES!!!!!!!
Figure out what kind of spider it was later when you scrape it off your shoe.

EDIT: If you don't believe us. Just do an image search on Google for "Brown Recluse Spider Bites". The images are just TOO nasty to post.

 

[mike c]

Poor kitty cat


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I have seen a few brown recluses in my house, and needless to say I stop whatever I am doing and kill them. Eugh! I hate them.

haha, sorry ... I meant more than two legs inside the house ... I was thinking of rats.

I have dogs outside, but I don't really like cats as well. (the dogs do the cat-killing themselves)

 

[Sheep]

EDIT: If you don't believe us. Just do an image search on Google for "Brown Recluse Spider Bites". The images are just TOO nasty to post.

That is where I come in!

Delicious. All from this spider.

EDIT: Hm, I guess people don't want to know the possible destructive force these spiders can deliver. They look harmless, but I would destroy everyone on site. They're venom isn't found in any other animal species in the world. It causes the body to basically commit tissue suicide right at the site of the bite.

"Binford knows every step of the physiological process that occurs after a recluse or one of its genus sinks its fangs into mammalian flesh, injecting an as yet unknown quantity of its venom into its victim. Apparently, the Sphingomyelinase enzyme attacks the essential cel membrane protein sphingomyelin, which causes the cell to rupture. This process begins an immune response and soon the body restricts blood flow to the bite site."

SheepStar

 

[avaserfi]

So I was sitting at the ER desk at the hosptial volunteering like I do on wed nights (still there) doing my chemistry homework since it is a little slow tonight and I look up and ofcourse there is a quarter size spider of some sort "floating" eye level with me about 2-3 inches from my face. Scared the crap out of me and made me think of this thread. Needless to say its now stuck to some tape and at the bottom of the garbage disposal.

I was not expecting a spider in the face when I looked up from my book to think. Damn bugs.

 

[Tomorrow]

Loserwife has also been bitten by a Brown Recluse spider. The wound doesn't heal for ages. She has the scar on her leg to prove it. One of the ladies that works for me had a brother recently die from a large amount of Recluse spider bites. He went to sleep on his boat he was refinishing and there was a nest of them onboard. He never woke up again.

If it's brown has eight legs and crawls IT DIES!!!!!!!
Figure out what kind of spider it was later when you scrape it off your shoe.

EDIT: If you don't believe us. Just do an image search on Google for "Brown Recluse Spider Bites". The images are just TOO nasty to post.

I think Loserwife and I are cosmically linked! Can she be my (much younger) sister? Please.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

That is where I come in!

Delicious. All from this spider.

EDIT: Hm, I guess people don't want to know the possible destructive force these spiders can deliver. They look harmless, but I would destroy everyone on site. They're venom isn't found in any other animal species in the world. It causes the body to basically commit tissue suicide right at the site of the bite.

"Binford knows every step of the physiological process that occurs after a recluse or one of its genus sinks its fangs into mammalian flesh, injecting an as yet unknown quantity of its venom into its victim. Apparently, the Sphingomyelinase enzyme attacks the essential cel membrane protein sphingomyelin, which causes the cell to rupture. This process begins an immune response and soon the body restricts blood flow to the bite site."

SheepStar

I don’t know but the look of that made my skin crawl!

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Well I’ve heard stories that when we sleep the odd spider crawls into our mouth, that’s why I use collotype over my mouth to stop the little buggers crawling in! Also I’ve hard a story where a young girl had a cut on her face and some little spider laid eggs in her face until it swelled up and then hatched all over the girls face! BUGGER THAT!!!

 

[Rob Babcock]

Well obviously I would make an exception for spiders whos bite is lethal to humans! But a daddy-long-legs is nothing to get worked up about.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Well obviously I would make an exception for spiders whos bite is lethal to humans! But a daddy-long-legs is nothing to get worked up about.

You know I haven’t seen one of those in years now? Not that I care to see one ever again wow look at them move across the floor!