I treated my wife to dinner and a movie last night for her birthday, Captain America being the movie.
Yet again we were underwhelmed by the experience. Our soft drinks barely had any ice in them so, so within the first hour we were sucking on lukewarm drinks. The picture was grainy. And the sound was sub-par: The front speakers sounded like they had heavy blankets in front of them – very little highs or sibilants. Only on occasion did we hear anything from the surrounds; for the most part everything was coming only from the front speakers. And you’d think an action flick like that would have some subwoofer action. We did hear some subs in one of the pre-show trailers, but nothing during the main attraction.
Remarkably, this is the better of the two multi-cinemas in our area. The other we quit going to a few years ago. Every time we went, there were issues with the sound system in the particular theater we were in, such as the left front speaker being out, honky-sounding midrange that made the voices sound dreadful, low high-freq levels (the “heavy blanket” effect mentioned). On one occasion it sounded like the high freq horns in all the front channels were blown - absolutely no highs. But plenty of highs in the surround speakers. Holy cow. Does anyone ever come in to check the calibration of these systems or perform any maintenance??
Well, I’ve had enough. My birthday is next month, and I told my wife for our night out we’re going to the movies at our house. A couple of bags of Orville Redenbacher movie-butter pop corn is nearly as good as what the theater has to offer (especially once you add some melted butter to it), for a fraction of the price. And we can get all the ice we want in our drinks, which should cost considerably less that the $8 and change we paid last night for the lukewarm Cokes. Plus we’ll get a real hi-def picture and outstanding sound quality. The only downside is that when I go to the bathroom I’ll have to flush my own toilet. But I can live with that.
Enough’s enough. I’m done with movie theaters.
Regards,
Wayne A. Pflughaupt