Well Gatorchong,
Here's the scam: We ran Buster's picture through our intelligence and diagnostic data base and the results are as follows:
First of all, Buster's profile does not appear on any of the FBI's
Most Wanted posters! Now that's good news and that translates to the fact that Buster was never busted!!!
Next we convened a panel of experts and concluded that Buster may still be infected with an element of the Hansontomia systomatic acoustical viral syndrome and may be predisposed to this malady in the future. So, to determine if Buster is still suffering from the previously documented acoustical detonation, we on the panel (all Nobel prize winners) suggest that you conduct the following test:
At an appropriate time when you and the subject are alone say, "Buster, you are a
handsome dog." Now, take note of the stealthy approach here; you are trying to fool Buster into thinking that you said "Buster, you are a
Hanson dog." (At this point we recommend that you check your body for canine teeth marks that were previously not present).
If there was no indication of twitching ears, rolled eyes, or growls then Buster (at least temporarily) may be O.K. If this appears to be the case then you could try another scenario to see if there's a reaction. Put on a coat and walk to the door and tell Buster that you're going out with your friend
Zac tonight. If there's no reaction then tell him that you're also going to stop by
Taylor's house. Still no reaction, then say that you're meet
Zac,
Taylor, and
Issac and that all of you are going to the dogpound to serenade the inmates with a melody of
Penny and Me,
Broken Angel, and
Dancing in the Wind. No adverse reaction from Buster? Good, all is well. If Buster snorted and growled, then we'll have to reconvene our award winning panel.
Disposition of the speakers (the source of the original infection): Our sub-panel (also award winning) consulted with our main panel and concluded that the speakers have been embedded with Hansontomia and will eventually evolve to a state of petrified wood; you should plan for a replacement.
I hope that you'll have some good news to report to us on Buster's well-being.
-George