You mean all those times we joked about eating pizza you were really eating pizza?\n\n\nYeah dude. And not something resembling healthy pizza. poop pizza. Lots of it. And lots of Wendy’s. I mean, I knew I shouldn’t eat the poop. It was just irresistible at the time. Now it’s not. Watching the tubes pull gunk out of me, it felt like I was having each one of those crap meals pulled out of me, slowly but surely.