They call me the "Bone-crusher"....

[Matt34]

So I've been playing in the post "Commander's Cup" soccer league the past few weeks. I played soccer for 10yrs growing up but haven't played in any organized league for 7-8yrs so I'm a little rusty.....anyways, we were playing against an Military Intelligence company last night and I was going after the ball along with a this tall lanky MI guy.

We both get to the ball at the same time and kicked with our shins connecting with an loud snapping noise. Both of us were wearing shin guards so I thought it was the sound of the plastic but he immediately goes down screaming in pain. They end up taking him off the field and I never did see him again. I get a phone call here this morning at the office from one of my co-workers saying the guy's tibula is shattered and he is having surgery to have a rod put in place.

All I have is a little yellow bruising on the shin so now my First Sergeant is calling me "The Bone-crusher" We have another game tonight so I'm sure I'll get some **** especially since we're playing another MI unit.

 

[masak_aer]

Way to go there Matt...!!! Break some more bones if you have to... I love soccer..I used to play a lot when i was younger..

 

[Sheep]

The force you applied to his leg is 1/10th of the force that Chuck Norris uses when he brushes his teeth.

Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all night

SheepStar

 

[j_garcia]

The force you applied to his leg is 1/10th of the force that Chuck Norris uses when he brushes his teeth.

Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all night

SheepStar

LMAO!! Maybe 10 years ago....

I SAW Chuck a few weeks ago at the MMA event here. Lookin pretty old, but I'm sure he would still wipe the floor with my a$$.

Something similar to that happened to me when I was playing indoor soccer, but I got the bad end of the kick.... The other team brought in a ringer who was an amazing shot. I went to deflect ball just as he was setting up for a shot at the goal (I'm defense) and he kicked and broke my big toe. I kept playing and didn't actually find out that it was broken until I took my shoe off later Gnarly stuff if you broke his LEG man. Guess that guy needs to drink more milk. I broke my femur in a bad car accident and messed up my knee pretty bad, so no more soccer for me

 

[Matt34]

LMAO!! Maybe 10 years ago....

I SAW Chuck a few weeks ago at the MMA event here. Lookin pretty old, but I'm sure he would still wipe the floor with my a$$.

Something similar to that happened to me when I was playing indoor soccer, but I got the bad end of the kick.... The other team brought in a ringer who was an amazing shot. I went to deflect ball just as he was setting up for a shot at the goal (I'm defense) and he kicked and broke my big toe. I kept playing and didn't actually find out that it was broken until I took my shoe off later Gnarly stuff if you broke his LEG man. Guess that guy needs to drink more milk. I broke my femur in a bad car accident and messed up my knee pretty bad, so no more soccer for me

Speaking of MMA and legs, two guys I would not want to be kicked by are Chuck Liddel and Rich Franklin....OUCH! Oh....and for a big guy Tim Silvia sure can throw some head kicks.

 

[Matt34]

The force you applied to his leg is 1/10th of the force that Chuck Norris uses when he brushes his teeth.

Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all night

SheepStar

There is no end to how amazing Chuck Norris is......

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

LMAO!! Maybe 10 years ago....

I SAW Chuck a few weeks ago at the MMA event here. Lookin pretty old, but I'm sure he would still wipe the floor with my a$$.

And how much *** will you be kicking at 66?