"The varmint got me"

[Ponzio]

this has happened twice this year but with a happier ending in the 2nd incident [I keed, I keed]
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/01/texas-man-shoots-at-armadillo-but-the-varmint-got-him-back/?wpisrc=nl_headlines&wpmm=1

 

[TheWarrior]

Why IQ testing should also be included in the background check...

 

[markw]

Serves his sorry ass right.

I like army dillers. They were perfectly designed for their intended purpose as natures speed bumps. They already have tire tracks on 'em.

 

[KEW]

Wow!
You mean they actually bought the story about the Georgia man "accidentally" killing his mother-in-law?
If that sets a precedent, I would not want to be an armadillo!

 

[Alex2507]

In related critter killing news I got my first coon around 2:30 AM en route to the US border. He ran in front of me. I swerved and missed him with my front tire but the truck has back tires. It was a fat coon and the bump was VERY noticeable. I was a little grossed out. F^%&in' coons. They're not as quick as I had previously thought. Not too bright either. It was a well lit street and the cross walk wasn't that far away.