The economy is so bad that...

[markw]

If Rodney Dangerfield were alive to comment on the current economic times:

I tell ya, the economy's TERRIBLE! TERRIBLE! It's SO BAD that:

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6. McDonalds is selling the ¼ ouncer.

7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

9. **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10. Motel Six won't leave the light on any more.

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

13. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
(Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!)

 

[jinjuku]

Thanks for the laugh Mark

 

[gmichael]

Funny stuff.

The economy is so bad that I couldn't afford to think up anything funny to say in response.

 

[Seth=L]

"**** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting."

LMAO!

 

[Tarub]

Economy is so bad, women are having sex with men because they can't afford batteries.

 

[markw]

... I can't even pay attention.

There has to be more, guys. Waddaya got?

 

[TLS Guy]

If Rodney Dangerfield were alive to comment on the current economic times:

I tell ya, the economy's TERRIBLE! TERRIBLE! It's SO BAD that:

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6. McDonalds is selling the ¼ ouncer.

7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

9. **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10. Motel Six won't leave the light on any more.

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

13. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
(Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!)

I just love it. The problem is it hits a few nails squarely on the head!

 

[jamie2112]

LMFAO good show ...........

 

[Quickley17]

LOL @ Tarub

 

[gmichael]

The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"

 

[gmichael]

The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"

 

[speakerman39]

" It is so bad that I went into McDonald's and put a milk shake on layAway!"



..........................OR.......................................



"I got burglarized and the burglar left me $5.00!"



Cheers,

Phil

 

[gmichael]

It's so bad, the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.

 

[highfigh]

... I can't even pay attention.

There has to be more, guys. Waddaya got?

I'm so poor I can't spend the night.

 

[jeffsg4mac]

The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"

ha! good one

 

[speakerman39]

It is so bad that "I borrowed $20 from my first ex-wife AND $10 from my second ex-wife!!!!!!!!!!



Cheers,

Phil