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I see stupid people doing stupid things all of the time. And honestly, I have no patience nor any empathy for any of them.
Last week: I'm downtown, about to cross the street (in the center of the street, yeah, sue me), but I wait because there's cars. On the other side, I see two people exiting a building and going down some stairs. Another guy enters his parked car. More cars, so I wait. The man in the parked car starts the engine and puts the car in reverse. The other two business men have gone down the stairs and also want to cross the street in the center of the street, just like me. Ah, no more cars, so I start to cross.
One of the business men morons steps between the car set to reverse and the other parked car. The moron in the car starts to press on the gaz and the car starts to move quickly backwards, about to crush the moron business man. The moron business man has the never to act surprised and starts to crouch, putting his hand on the back of the reversing car, probably thinking he's superman and will have the strength to stop the car with the power of his hand.
I just shake my head and continue crossing the street, this moron is going to get crushed by this other moron, ****ing great... But no, the driver probably decided to look back (Wow! What a ****ing stroke of genius!!!) and noticed that he was about to crush this man's leg between his car and the other parked car, making him a paraplegic for the rest of his life, and hits the breaks.
What a ****ing miracle. Praise god, who saved this man's legs, or god, who saved the baby who's mother allowed to get run over by a train. You'd think god might have had the decency to give either of those a ****ing working brain, or just send a gust of wind to stop the child from falling down and get run over by the train, but no, she's distracted, let's push her baby onto the tracks, making her, the train driver, and anybody else who witnessed the 'accident' think that the baby is dead, giving them the scare of their lives! Not to mention wasting the time of the police, the paramedics, all the people relying on trains for their transportation, because obviously, just not having the baby fall on the tracks would be just boring, and let's face it, god needs the publicity in this day and age!
How many people get to witness a real miracle these days? If the baby had not fell down to the tracks, nobody would have said: "It's a miracle!", and how boring would that have been? People need reminders that there is a greater power at work. Blowing a baby on train tracks and making everyone think that he's dead is just fantastic publicity, just reminds everyone that a divine being is watching over them. God is a fantastic publicist, and really, praise should be given when praise is deserved. I mean, I'd never have thought about that myself, getting a baby run over by a train, only to be praised afterwards for his survival. God is so awesome... Let's all head for church and pray!
And btw, a real miracle was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-2b2lfO428 Imagine, you're doing your breakdance routine, doing flips and spins and all kind of crazy and dangerous stuff, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a ****ing parent lets his kid loose to run around on the dance floor! Imagine if the breakdancer was about to land a flip and all of a sudden this crazy child ran into his landing zone! This could have turned out badly for the breakdancer... But miraculously, no breakdancer was injured in this incident! See, that was a real miracle. Even with stupid parents unleashing their retarded children to run around on the dance floor, no dancer was seriously injured... It's a miracle... Plus it looked awesome, did you see how their flips were synchronized? Amazing!
Roger Waters "It's a miracle":
