So I opened up my travel bag Monday night and noticed I had left several items at home. No problem, run to the local store and pick up some new stuff. They didn't carry my normal brand so I picked up Old Spice Body Wash in "Sport" scent.
Day 1: Container keeps falling off ledge of hotel shower. Think it's more the shower. Container opening is quite large (manly sized) which allows a lot of product out at once. Results: Abs are still showing no change to anything like the chiseled abs of the ex-NFL guy in the commercials.
Day 2: Container precariously perched on hotel shower shelf. Abs still looking pretty much non-existant. As the commercial says, I do smell like an ex-NFL player with chiseled abs. But more like one that has just completed a full game in steamy jungle conditions. Smell probably more due to the extreme heat in Midwest than the actual body wash.
Day 3: Nope, abs still look like an overfilled bowl of jello on a white guy. Bottle fell off shelf twice. Odor - TBD.
...Maybe I need a white horse or a mustache...
...Do I need to use the whole bottle?
Anybody?
