"Protein is extracted from the mud", "...put it in the exploder." Damn, you can't make that s**t up!
This article has all the key words for a fantastic Onion article.
Poop, meat factories, turd burger, exploder...
Wasn't there a movie made about something similar to this? Oh yeah, Soylent Green.
For those who missed it, the 1.33 mark shows the fridge label - "S**t Burger"
-pat
(That's a quote from the video. ~1.05 mark)