New SVS Product Announcement

Buckeyefan 1

Buckeyefan 1

Audioholic Ninja
-Compliments of dae3dae3 at AVS


I saw this news release today and thought I would pass it on.

The well known internet direct audio manufacturer SVsound.com has announced a new product in its line. The “Porting in Mobile Packaging” product is a new product that the customer attaches to the rear ports of their SVS subwoofer to lower the tuning frequency of the speaker without having to block any ports. The PiMP product is most likely an attempt by SVS to compete with the new HSU Research HO subwoofer. Questions have been raised as to whether the PiMP is infringing on the HO patents for “bent port” technology. When questioned about this complaint, SVsound released the following statement. “Our PiMP does not infringe on any HO trademarks. The HO uses “bent port” technology while our PiMP uses “curved port” technology. It is clearly not the same thing.”

In a related development, a small group of audio enthusiasts decided to get together for a listening session to perform double-blind testing to settle once and for all which product was superior. Unfortunately, the entire event was thrown into an uproar when an AV123 representative showed up with their new subwoofer EQ product, the Binary Eq-Overtone Tuning CHannel. The event organizer was quoted as saying “The atmosphere was tense enough as it was without having AV123 show up uninvited with the BE-OTCH. I mean, isn’t it hard enough making a fair comparison without having that BE-OTCH stirring up controversy between supporters of the PiMP’s and HO’s.” The event had to be cancelled after police were called. There are no plans at this time for rescheduling the event.
I thought some of you might be interested in this development.
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Nice. Not in the mood to laugh, but that one got me to crack a smile.
 
tomd51

tomd51

Audioholic General
Good one....

You got me... and my mouth was open... :D -TD
 
C

corey

Senior Audioholic
The problem with a test like this is that you wind up with a lot of Really Awful Pseudo music, and RAP music can become painful very quickly.
 
For a while I actually convinced myself that a company could perhaps market a product under the PiMP moniker - nice.
 
Tom Andry

Tom Andry

Speaker of the House
Pimp my OPRA

Yeah, I believed it for a minute too. It's all that "Pimp my Tricycle" crap out there, it seemed not beyond the realm of possibility that someone would find a way to pimp a sub. Hmm...I feel an editorial coming on...
 
Rock&Roll Ninja

Rock&Roll Ninja

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"I be rolling with a Kenwood HTiB, and my left speaker is missing the grill! And I've only got a 19" Chenghong TV, and the right side of the screen is brighter than the left side! Please XZibit, Pimp my HT!"
 

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