Lyrics that you think suck

[jeffsg4mac]

<font color='#000000'>OK then we might as well have a counter balance to the other topic. Here is one of my most hated songs and just more proof that nobody in the dung beatles had any shred of talent. This song truly sucks and looks like it was written by a six year old learning how to ryme.

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

But it's gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It's gonne take plenty of money
To do it right child

It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right child

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

And this time I know it's for real
The feelings that I feel
I know if I put my mind to it
I know that I really can do it

I got my mind set on you
Set on you
I got my mind set on you
Set on you

But it's gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right child

It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

And this time I know it's for real
The feelings that I feel
I know if I put my mind to it
I know that I really can do it

But it's gonna take money
A whole lotta spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right child

It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right

Set on you
Set on you</font>

 

[zipper]

<font color='#000000'>Just about anything from Steve Miller.Space Cowboy,which, incidently, has maybe the worst guitar solo I've ever heard.</font>

 

[jeffsg4mac]

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zipper : <font color='#000000'>Just about anything from Steve Miller.Space Cowboy,which, incidently, has maybe the worst guitar solo I've ever heard.</font>

<font color='#000000'>Yeah your right

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time</font>

 

[duff]

<font color='#000000'>As big a Rush fan as I am (and apparently like many others here), and as good a lyricist and Neil Peart can be, I have to dock him points for some lines here and there.  

This one just popped into my head:
&quot;Excitement so thick / You can cut it with a knife&quot;
(&quot;Countdown&quot

C'mon Neil... where'd you pull that from?  Makes me cringe for some reason.</font>

 

[zumbo]

<font color='#000000'>Ahhh!

 Don't tell me any more! Love the Rush!

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows him off to all her friends
one day you know that beaver tried to leave her
so she caged him up a cyclone fence
 along came Lou with the old baboon
 and said &quot;recognize that smell?&quot;
 &quot;smells like seven layers,
 that beaver eats Taco Bell.&quot;
Now Rex he was a texan out of New Orleans
and he traveled with the carnival shows
he ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
and candied up his nose
 he got wind of the big brown beaver
 so he thought he'd take himself a peek
 but the beaver was quick
 and grabbed him by the kiwis
 now he ain't pissed for a week
 (and a half)
now Wynona took her big brown beaver
and she stuck him up in the air
said &quot;I sure do love this big brown beaver
and I wish I did have a pair&quot;
 now the beaver once slept for seven days
 and it gave us all an awful fright
 so I tickled his chin and gave him a pinch
 and the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
and she stroked him all the time
she pricked her finger one day and it
occurred to her she might have a porcupine

Primus! 'nuf said

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[A. Vivaldi]

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zipper : Just about anything from Steve Miller.Space Cowboy,which, incidently, has maybe the worst guitar solo I've ever heard.

Ahh... Steve Miller. The King of bad sound effects. How about that line from Take the Money And Run:  &quot;Bobbie Sue took the money and run.&quot; &nbsp;...and run??? That's not even correct grammer.</font>

 

[Gerald]

I'm a Beatles fan, but the lyrics on "Love Me Do" isn't a masterpiece.

Love, Love me Do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
Love me do

 

[spenny]

video killed the radio star
video killed the radio star
video killed the radio star
(repeat about three-hundred f##king times or until everyone is irritated to the point of killing you)

hateful record...

 

[surveyor]

I thing that the song Just Like a Virgin that Madonna presented to the world qualifies as a true terd!!

Cheers

 

[Audioholics]

"I know what boys like, I know what guys want..." repeat - ad nauseum.

I am convinced that an MTV exec had a bet with a producer that he coud make people like that song if he played it enough times.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt..."

 

[Rip Van Woofer]

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<font color='#000000'>Yeah your right

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time</font>

Remember the episode of The Simpsons a few years back when they flashed back to Homer's high school days? That's what he was listening and singing along to in his rustbucket car. Kinda says it all.

 

[JoeE SP9]

I saw a scantily clad female on SNL singing

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And They're like, "Its better than yours"
Damn right, its' better than yours
I can teach you but I have to charge
I can teach you but I have to charge

The name of the group was Kellis. It was so bad it was good.