So, yeah, like topic says, I want to learn how to play guitar. Acoustic guitar. I don't aspire to being the next Jimmy Hendrix or Slash, I don't expect to perform the riff from Metallica's One (will they sue me for mentioning their name here?). I just want to learn how to play a guitar. I'm in a really bad place in life and I always wanted to learn. I have a guitar, bought it like a year ago and have taken it out of the case two times.
So, advice? I don't have time for formal lessons, but I just want to start somehow.
If you go to Guitar Center or a lot of other music stores, they'll have an area with books, sheet music and teaching methods. In this area, they'll have Hal Leonard books, many with a CD or DVD, so you can see how you need to do certain things.
Amazon has them, too-
http://www.amazon.com/Hal-Leonard-Guitar-Method-Complete/dp/0634047019
If you have some musical background, it will be helpful- if not, you don't necessarily need to read music well, although it helps. Also, if you don't read music, it can often be found in what's called Tab, or Tablature. This shows six lines across the page with numbers. Each line corresponds to a string and the numbers correspond to the finger used. At the top or bottom of each musical line, they'll have a number that corresponds to the fret number.
If the book says that you should practice with a metronome, you don't need to buy one- google 'free metronome download'
There's a bunch of things that aren't much fun to do when learning an instrument- scales, picking practice, etc. The practice part sucks, IMO, but it's a means to an end. Music is good therapy, too. Have fum with it.