haha...better to think than to know
Three morons are walking down the street.
They all notice a small pile of soft brown, steaming, smelly stuff with a dog walking away from it in their path.
The first one says: "That looks like dog ****." They all nod at each other.
He then bends over, picks up a little bit, rubs it between his fingers and says: "It sure feels like it."
The second one bends over, picks up a piece, holds it to his nose and says: "It sure smells like it."
The third one bends over, picks up a little piece, tastes it and says: "It sure tastes like it."
They all look at each other, nod, and the first one says "Boy, I'm sure glad we didn't step in it."