Just when I thought I had seen it all...

Hi Ho

Hi Ho

Audioholic Samurai
Local man sues Jordan, Nike for resemblance

:eek:

“I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” said Heckard.

Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. He’s suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.
 
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Craig234

Audioholic
ya...

People often read way too much into these things - one silly lawsuit is filed and people want to get rid of the legal system.

I was going to be surprised if any lawyer filed something that so obviously is not going to win. I was right, because no lawyer filed it for him.

From the article:

Allen Heckard filed the suit himself
It will go nowhere and there's a chance he could end up owing Nike's legals feed, and he could be restricted from filing more lawsuits.

There's a whole industry out to discredit the legal system: those who don't like the public having the power to get justice when wronged.

They put out phony and misleading stories, and they picked picked up by the reliable 'forwarded e-mail' system and other such methods.

For example, one said 'Woman won lawsuit for lost psychic powers after brain operation!'

Well, the truth was, she filed a lawsuit which included both allegations of improper medical care and lost psychic powers.

The jury awarded her some money for medial issues, and zero for lost psychic powers. But who's counting?

Of course many of the stories lack even the 'won money' part - they're just the fact that lawsuit was filed at all.

In a system with millions of lawsuits, I'm surprised how few nutty stories there really are.
 
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markw

Audioholic Overlord
Well. I'm sure if he asked nicely, Michael Jordan could rearrange his face for him.
 
Sheep

Sheep

Audioholic Warlord
Well....


You see.....





That guy is a complete ****tard.

SheepStar
 
JoeE SP9

JoeE SP9

Senior Audioholic
Homer Simpson is alive. He's black and lives in Portland. I have an earing in my left ear. I wonder If I can turn this into a class action suit?:D
 
mytzen

mytzen

Audioholic
He must have a hard life, always being mistaken for Michael Jordan.
He should be sent to jail for wasting the courts time.
 
sdy284

sdy284

Audioholic
i wonder how many women he's gotten by telling them he WAS michael jordan
 
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JonBaker99

Audioholic
sdy284 said:
i wonder how many women he's gotten by telling them he WAS michael jordan
That is the way to turn that "negative" into a positive. I really need more free time so I can come up with some ridiculous lawsuits. Maybe I'll sue CHiPs for having a character that had my name or Bob Barker for sharing the same birthday as me.
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Fool doesn't even look like Jordan...maybe the bald part. Moron.
 
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