Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

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Huey645

Audioholic
My wife came up to me earlier and told me that if she ever got alzheimers, she would do herself in so as not to be a burden on me. I told her that was the 5th time she told me that today. Should I put the knives up or give her one?
 
MR.MAGOO

MR.MAGOO

Audioholic Field Marshall
Not really a joke but I can't find a better place on AH to post this. Went to the carwash and saw a van parked on the street, on the side it had a sign "COVID HUNTERS. ELECTROSTATIC DISINFECTING SOLUTIONS".

I was thinking we should all buy those electrostatic speakers and help kill Covid as we listen to music!

I'd post a picture but AH says the file is too big for their servers and I'm too lazy to figure out how to reduce the size.
 
highfigh

highfigh

Audioholic Slumlord
Not really a joke but I can't find a better place on AH to post this. Went to the carwash and saw a van parked on the street, on the side it had a sign "COVID HUNTERS. ELECTROSTATIC DISINFECTING SOLUTIONS".

I was thinking we should all buy those electrostatic speakers and help kill Covid as we listen to music!

I'd post a picture but AH says the file is too big for their servers and I'm too lazy to figure out how to reduce the size.
Download it, open it and resize.
 
Verdinut

Verdinut

Audioholic Ninja
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.

The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
 

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