Here's a great one from MacManNM.\r\n\r\nA man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem . While \r\nthey were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, \r\n"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here \r\nin the Holy Land for $150. \r\n\r\nThe man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped \r\nhome. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you \r\nwould spend only $150. \r\n\r\nThe man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three \r\ndays later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."