I'd like to find a (reasonably) high end boombox with a CD player, preferably one that will play MP3 discs. A USB or AUX input would be a nice bonus, too. No shelf systems need apply, and if the speakers detach, they must reattach securely. It must have the capability to run on batteries, as well as AC. And itt really must be a portable, guys- I don't want some hulking JVC monstrousity with port tubes and neon lights.
Most importantly, it must sound decent. Not like a home rig, of course, just balanced and musical. Realistic bass is out of the question, but some decent midbass and natural mids is expected.
Does this jambox exist in the real world? Price is mostly irrelevant, but it shouldn't cost more than my home rig.