I don't need help with math.

I'm quite good at it myself.
Obviously, if I paid $500 + Shipping I wouldn't be asking such a low price. I'm only asking to get what I paid for them, which is beyond a fair price. And anyways, it doesn't matter what I paid, what matters is the value of the speakers and the cheapest place that has them advertised is $250 per speaker on Amazon.
I also checked the shipping and unless they live completely across the country in California, it's only $50-$60 to ship both speakers so I get most of my investment back and I get the money instantly to allow me to purchase what I'm wanting instead of waiting 2 weeks to get the money back.
I'm not unboxing or unpacking anything. I'm going to take pictures of the boxes to verify there aren't any holes or dents in the box that could suggest damage. If there are, I will simply have to just return them. I have only had one speaker show up with a small ding on it out of all that I've ordered so I'm optimistic that they will be fine.
I'm not trying to make this look like anything....It is a good deal.
Next time, please read everything or send me a pm before you make such a bold accusation of stupidity in my thread....