I really must start selling magic beans...

[sploo]

If anyone is seriously considering a purchase, then please contact me, as I've got a couple of bridges and a country I'm selling, and I figure you're the kind of mug, ahem, discerning customer I'm looking for .

http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue15/cablecooker.htm

 

[soundsfine]

I would love to open up that box and see if it really does anything. It is probably just a bunch of connectors and LEDs.

 

[cornelius]

Cablecooker. Ooh boy...that's a good one.

 

[mtrycrafts]

If anyone is seriously considering a purchase, then please contact me, as I've got a couple of bridges and a country I'm selling, and I figure you're the kind of mug, ahem, discerning customer I'm looking for .

http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue15/cablecooker.htm

Why are you trying to start at the top, selling bridges and countries
Start lower and work up, build a background in this stuff. Selling bridges will be easier with a CV

 

[MDS]

Too late to start selling magic beans. The first to market wins and I've already seen a jar of polished stones that supposedly has all kinds of magical abillities to reduce EMI and RFI. They even sell them in different size jars so you can choose to pay ALOT or ALOT MORE. Maybe I can dig up a link...

 

[jaxvon]

Here's the magic pebbles...or rather..."Brilliant Pebbles".

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

And don't forget the "CD Upgrade Chip":

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina27.htm

Classy.

 

[Methost]

And don't forget the "CD Upgrade Chip":

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina27.htm

Classy.

OMG ... you have GOT to be kidding me.

 

[sploo]

Too late to start selling magic beans. The first to market wins and I've already seen a jar of polished stones that supposedly has all kinds of magical abillities to reduce EMI and RFI. They even sell them in different size jars so you can choose to pay ALOT or ALOT MORE. Maybe I can dig up a link...

Yea, these things are hilarous.

Somewhat like some of the tube trap designs I've seen, except they lack the critical stuff that actually makes a tube trap work.

To claim it'll work on EMI and RFI too is just eye watering. I suppose I should give them some competition by offering a box of lion t*rds and claiming it'll damp sound waves, EMI, RFI and tachyon field emissions .

 

[jaxvon]

I like Rane's "Pseudoacoustic Infector". Their engineers have a good sense of humor...

http://rane.com/pi14.html

 

[majorloser]

I wonder if I put a hotdog on a coathanger and hooked it to the terminals will it cook that?

 

[Pyrrho]

And people claim that humans are an intelligent life form!

 

[soniceuphoria]

Cable cookers are about as much of a joke as the $5000 cables some of the idiots that buy those machines are cooking.

I have the new cost effective solution for those expensive bulky cable cookers and for the low price of three payments of $29.99. Your kit comes with a 9x11 pan and 10 unique recepies, some of which being, chicken a la cable, cable cobbler, cable crustations, and my all time favorite cable kabob. Just think of the possibilities, all you need is an oven and our "not sold in stores" kit. So kids go steal your parents credit card right away because supplies are limited. Don't let this one time oppertunity pass you by.

What do you guys think. Do I have a winner.