Ok so I realize that my home theater doesn't work without it... But aesthetically it doesn't work. Sub woofers are ugly non attractive boxes. Today I tried to place my sub under an end table, next to the couch, up against the wall where it would be hidden from view, but it killed the acoustics.
So I need help... I plan on buying a new sub as soon as I pay off the EMP speakers I just bought which should conveniently be right around Black Friday

. While I would love to pick up a sub from the likes of SVS or HSU, they are all ugly. So what I would like is either
A: an attractive sub that sells for around 500 dollars and has performance close to the likes of the SVS SB1000 but looks good in my living room, pictured here You will notice the subwoofer in the corner.
http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/general-av-discussions/91273-pictures-my-developing-living-room-home-theater.html
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B: How can I hide an ugly subwoofer but not kill the sound. Do you guys have any decorating tricks to make the "black box" blend in? Anything that might work for something that may have more output in my largeish 2700 cubic foot living room, like a SVS PB 1000 or an Outlaw LFM1.
A while back I started a thread asking about pulling out my underfloor furnace, reinforcing the box... and placing a sub in there. I got the impression that it wasn't such a good idea though.
My Home theater doubles as a living, visiting, social room. I want good sound and performance, that is visually attractive. I realize that a lot of us find that speakers and sub woofers can be attractive, but I dont want something that stands out, I want something that blends in. My Emps are very attractive speakers, but they also work very well with the room, I just cant figure out how to make my sub work. It may be a tall order but this is my house for the foreseeable future so I really want to figure something out.
Heh asking for interior decorating advice on an audiophile message board... I hope I don't get chased away.

Thanks
-Chris