What's really disturbing about it is that you woke up at somewhere around 4 am and had some thoughts of two guys you somewhat admire

kissing while folding their sheets (Bed Related

) I don't think your getting ENOUGH, . . . . . . . . . sleep.
I always like a crisp folded sheet, down the long side
"Oh Doug , I think it's laundry day"
except at Alex' House, I believe it will be Laundry Night.