Shhh...this is top secret, but I'll tell you about a new scientific study that is nearing completion. They've spent 10's of thousands of $$$ on this study, so this is pretty exciting stuff. I also hear the finest of the medical community have gathered for this exciting ground breaking project.
They have discovered that Shoveling and clearing 4ft of snow(by hand) from your driveway is linked to causing heart attacks. Apparently, the same
smoking gun is to blame, and strenuous activity is linked to greater heart attack risk.
Brilliant...who'da thunk?
My point being, these are very comical and entertaining studies, and they're worthy of a few laughs. If I was a benefactor giving money to one of these medical organizations performing these worthless studies, I'd demand a refund. Even so, it's very entertaining for me when these big
"Scientific Revelations" are reported in the news as if something new was discovered.
Ok duh.... so lets say you're middle aged, overweight, etc, etc, etc, etc.... did we really need a scientific study to warn us that dragging a 200lb deer carcass 2 miles across country might be considered a health risk?
Am I the only one who sees these "so called" studies as comical?