If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
or
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
or How come you can tell which way the deer went by looking at the tracks, but you cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks?
or
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
or if you are a visitor to the CA.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
finally
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.