You don't have to resort to the internet to get great narcotic experiences, why there is a plethora of mind-bending agents right down at your local hardware store. WD-40, Propane, Nitrus Oxide, Pain thinner, Isopropyl Alcohol, metallic paints: there is an industrial chemical for every kind of party you would want to attend, so don't go blowing you hard earned (or stolen) cash on overpriced coke, meth, or H. You could even mix it up for a more refined mind f***; one of my favorite recipes is 1 part nail polish remover, 2 parts Rust-o-leum brand 'antique brass' finish spray paint, and a pinch of petroleum jelly. Mix that up to a nice buttery goo, and then spread it evenly on the air filters of a respirator mask and then wear that sucker for 30 seconds on then 1 minute off alternating until the mixture has dried out- that is a round trip ticket to candyland which will make you the hit at ever party you go to. Just try not to pass out with the respirator on, because that is a one way ticket past candyland which eventually winds up in OD heaven.
