Alright audioheads. You'll never believe this, I've discovered the perfect tweak. Sure, you've heard it all before, none of this stuff works. THIS DOES!!!
What is it, you ask, I must own it, you declare. Well, Miklor is here to save the day and your audio.
Scheme Technologies presents "Elastomer Pyramids!" Yep, SchemeTech Pyramids will enhance your listening enjoyment 1,000 %!!!
No, this isn't some flaky pyramid scheme, we're a real company. See the difference? Now, the Pyramids are free but you have to convince (not con) your friends to "get in line". Once they've gotten their friends in line, we'll send them 4 free pyramids for every 10 friends, and so on and so on and so on.
Again, SchemeTech Pyramids are not a pyramid scheme, and I'll yell that until I'm blue in the face.
