I may be drunk,
but I know it's midnight somewhere!!!
Here's a little philosophy to start the year
I'm passing this on because it really really worked for me and May help you start the new year off right!... Dr. Oz, on TV, said that to reach inner peace, we should always finish things we start, and we could use more calm in our lives during the hectic holiday season. I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Bailey's, a butle of wum, tha mainder of valiuminun scriptins, and a box of chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum!
Happy New Year!
