Yeah, my girlfriend.
I told her I was gonna go for a walk as my @$$ has been getting fatter and fatter due to being out of work for a few months now. To make matters worse I haven't been smoking for the past few days and am quickly becoming a candidate for sumo.
Then I remembered it was suppose to be wicked cold outside.
Bacon, eggs, grilled ham and cheese with a couple of
Mozart on Tour DVD's is more likely.