Ohhhh! I was going to send a PM (most people know what I type in them, and by most I mean the people that have received one) But what hey ho, I'll type it here!
Happy Birthday to you!
You stepped in dog poo!
Don't wast it just taste it,
Happy Birthday to you!
Aww, timewarp.
Or,
Clint, for the first 3 years of your life, I thought you were a house cat.
SheepStar