You can only edit a post for a short period (5-10 minutes, maybe?), so it's not just you.
Yep, I think we had a pretty clear idea as to what you're trying to do. In order to receive the digital audio, you'd need to connect the incoming coaxial cable to some sort of STB with a digital audio out or have a TV with a Cablecard built-in and a digital audio out, there's really no way to do it with what you have.
15$/mo. is kind of a suck, but once you get DVR functionality, you'll wonder how you watched TV without it. I have trouble in real life now w/out pause and rewind functionality...

-TD