Death Clock

[Buckeyefan 1]

www.deathclock.com

My termination date is 2063. I'm pretty sure it's wrong, since I'll never live to be 93 with my life style. Beer and my liver don't mix. What's everyone elses?

 

[fergusonv]

Your doing better than me. I'm gonna go in 2043...

 

[gene]

I am only 32 years old and this thing says I will die in 15 years! The stupid clock thinks I have a bad BMI b/c I am 5'11" and weigh 205lbs. It doesn't factor in lean body mass and just assumes I am fat

I guess I better start enjoy my new Showcase home before its too late

Update: I selected pessemistic the first time. Switching to Normal I get an extra 25 years and to Optimistic and extra 45 years! I guess I better change my perspective in life

 

[Audioholics]

Friday, January 30, 2060

That puts me at 87 which sounds about right...

All this clock cares about is fat, smoking and whether I might have a positive or negative outlook on life... They must be very proud of how scientific they are. lol

HAHA - I put in smoker, BMI or >=45 and Pessimistic and it gave me 3 years!

 

[miklorsmith]

Hmmm. . .One estimate says I die this year and another says I die in 2059. What a valuable resource.

 

[Sheep]

Leave it to buckeyefan to find something this stupid

I got 2024 with a "certain" setting, and 2084 on another.

What did I change? Sadistic to optimistic.

SheepStar

 

[annunaki]

I am similar to Gene. 5'-10" 200 lbs, but lean. Mine said 2068. That would put me at 89.

I checked it 4 times with the same criteria and it was different each time.

 

[gmoneyreece]

Feb. 25th 2064...that puts me at 86....i should have died this past weekend i drank so much on friday night. (damn that redbull and vodka!)

 

[Audioholics]

I thought only the 'good' die young anyway?

"Sadistic" should give me at least another 20 years...

 

[highfihoney]

man what a drag,it looks like im a goner

that stoopid clock has me takin a dirt nap next year

 

[Buckeyefan 1]

man what a drag,it looks like im a goner

that stoopid clock has me takin a dirt nap next year

Put in the same criteria again. I'm sure you'll live an extra 30 years with a second try.

Dirt nap. LOL

 

[Tom Andry]

I don't care what that stupid clock says, the glass is half empty...ouch, what is that pain in my right arm??

 

[Sheep]

ouch, what is that pain in my right arm??

Fluffy bunny rabbits.

SheepStar

 

[howie85]

zombie

I died in 2002

 

[Mudcat]

......ouch, what is that pain in my right arm??

It's your left arm that starts tingling.

It said I should not be alive today. should have died a couple or years ago - sort of like Keith Richard.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

man what a drag,it looks like im a goner

that stoopid clock has me takin a dirt nap next year

Can I have your equipment when your "done with it"

Sorry I just had to.

Next thread...

"I'm having trouble finding the best location for my sub in my coffin"

or

"What liner should I get to "deaden" my coffin"

or

"Looking for "laid back" speakers that will last forever"

Forever rest in pease,
SBF1

 

[Tom Andry]

It's your left arm that starts tingling.

While I'm sure that is true generally, I googled it first and none of the articles I came across indicated it. Plus, the one person I've known that died of a heart attack had pains in her right arm first (which is why no one was worried when in retrospect they should have been).