And you are actually proud to admit it.
Man, those most be some stanking underwear that is 18 years way over due for a change.
Personally I have suits that are older than Sheep, but I by no way could fit in them.
If you have 18 yr old underwear, then I am assuming you are saying that you waist size has not changed for 18 years. Come on, be serious.
Honestly, I have no underwear that is older than 2 years.
And no socks that are older than 1 1/2 years.
I am actually due to go get all new underwear and socks.