Cool Speakers, Look!

[Seth=L]

This is the most obvious advancement in the history of audio. SAS's (Super Awesome Speakers) Model 1 has five patents pending on extreme developements in audiophile grade speaker system world. It's unique design enables you the sucker, I mean customer to get the best audio system in the world.

The Model 1 has one of the most advanced crossover networks available. By using the minimum amount of resistors and other electronic devices our x-overs provide with an amazing soundstage using Parallel United Kinetic Energy (P.U.K.E.) patent pending. The x-over is attached to the Model 1's side mounted spring clip terminals (patent pending)

These links give you a close look at the internal workings of this magnificent speaker.
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Next the port design, it is flawless. Using anti-resonant materials and adhesives you get absolutely no port noise, accept all the chudding of coarse.

The enclosure of the Model 1 uses the same anti-resonance technology and combine that will ultra light-weight material you can experiance great sound without a heavy enclosure, very good for WAF.

It has a 4" subwoofer that has an excursion of nearly 1 cm, which easily destroys two 18" woofers.

Here are the specs:
Power handling- 237.2 watts RMS
Impedance- 1 ohm nominal
Efficiency- 105 dB @1 watt +/- 100 dB
Frequency responce- 10hz-100Khz
Weight- 2.48 lbs.

Visit: www.superas.com

 

[RelievedSimplet]

Wrong website? Doesn't seem to work.

 

[Seth=L]

Wrong website? Doesn't seem to work.

You may be missing the point.

 

[audiofox]

Is the duct tape ISO 9000 certified?

 

[Bigfishe]

Dude, you are on to something,
May I suggest offering

Black electrical tape Weave pattern
HVAC "stainless steel tape" look

Medical tape for the accident prone

and possibly for those that use to like the old Swatch's that were see through some Drywall tape for some Transparent look.

Pretty disappointed you didn't go with the pizza hut Pizza Protector floor spikes.

 

[Seth=L]

Is the duct tape ISO 9000 certified?

That is something like THX certification.

 

[chicomoralessxm]

Might i suggust for those 'speakers' a eulogy they need to be put to rest or maybe mercy killing and spare the duct tape that torture

 

[no. 5]

does it come in high gloss black electrical tape?

 

[Seth=L]

does it come in high gloss black electrical tape?

Yes, if you pay extra.

 

[majorloser]

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!

P.U.K.E. technology...................you know that would be considered a variable tuning port

 

[Bigfishe]

may I also suggest moving the Spring clips to the front,
between the 2 drivers,
This will allow the Massive amounts of air from the drivers to keep your cables cool for higher Efficiency...

 

[no. 5]

or have the negitive and positive termanals on oppesit sides of the cabnet so thay don't arc when you connect it to your MC2KW.

 

[Seth=L]

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!

P.U.K.E. technology...................you know that would be considered a variable tuning port

I am glad that you find it funny, that was the goal. I just got a digital camera at Best Buy and now I am going picture crazy.

 

[stratman]

Hey Seth,

That's gotta be Carbon, Carbon/Kevlar tape, right? Magnets must be unobtanium.....Where's the multiplex demodulator??

 

[Seth=L]

No way, I will get a Divinci amplifier to power my Super Awesome Speakers.
http://cgi.ebay.com/DIVINCI-DV-108-HOME-THEATER-5-1-RECEIVER-1200-WATTS_W0QQitemZ160061727587QQihZ006QQcategoryZ14981QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item160061727587

 

[Seth=L]

Hey Seth,

That's gotta be Carbon, Carbon/Kevlar tape, right? Magnets must be unobtanium.....Where's the multiplex demodulator??

I have got a package deal going on, buy these speakers and get a tice clock 50% off.

 

[stratman]

As long as it's tube powered

 

[Seth=L]

may I also suggest moving the Spring clips to the front,
between the 2 drivers,
This will allow the Massive amounts of air from the drivers to keep your cables cool for higher Efficiency...

Someone else got it first.

 

[Seth=L]

As long as it's tube powered

Unlike most speakers mine are powered by human stupidity.

 

[stratman]

Well if you throw in the TICE, I'll buy a 5.1 syst. to go. Maybe I'll get Rachel a set for Christmas and have them shipped over to the Food Network