Confused

[rgriffin25]

Are we so bored that the only threads that are getting hits are ones discussing a person's pimp name and the animals we own. Come on guys let me guess what some future thread names might be.

1. Boxers or Briefs?
2. Get it with your finger or with a tissue?
3. Left hand or right?
4. Shave Gel or Shave Cream
5. Blonde or Brunette?
6. Paper or Plastic?

I realize that all threads in the steam vent are legit, I just felt the need to vent a little myself.

 

[jaxvon]

1. Boxers.
2. Tissue if you can, otherwise just the finger.
3. Right.
4. Gel all the way.
5. Brunette.
6. Paper.

 

[Mr. Lamb Fries]

1. Boxer/breifs- Not "Sport Shorts"...but the boxers that still hold things in place.
2. "Air Hankie" or "Farmes blow'" whichever you decide to call it
3. Right...Always Right
4. Gel
5. Brunette
6. Plastic

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

1. Boxers
2. Gymteacher's handkerchief
3. Depends what I'm doing with it
4. Gel
5. Asians
6. Depends on the store and the load. Plastic at ALDI (Those bags will hold anything!), paper everywhere else... cheap plastic sucks.

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

\Post deleted. wrong thread

 

[RJB]

Are we so bored that the only threads that are getting hits are ones discussing a person's pimp name and the animals we own. Come on guys let me guess what some future thread names might be.

1. Boxers or Briefs?
2. Get it with your finger or with a tissue?
3. Left hand or right?
4. Shave Gel or Shave Cream
5. Blonde or Brunette?
6. Paper or Plastic?

I realize that all threads in the steam vent are legit, I just felt the need to vent a little myself.

1. Thong!
2. Who cares, just blow a tune like George Carlin...
3. Again, who cares so long as it works at whatever...
4. Don't use either, just grow a beard.
5. Natural blond or asians only.
6. Depends on whether she requires 1 bag or 2, related to what should be item 7, how much beer is too much...

 

[brian32672]

This was funny, so I decided to waste a post here...

1 briefs
2 tissue, unless absolutely forced to use your shirt..
3 normal things right, Uhmm other things left. So I can use mouse
4 Gel preferred, but cream works.
5 WOW, What about the almighty redhead
6 Plastic.

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

1. Boxer briefs
2. Tissue
3. Right
4. Neither, just water and soap while in the shower
5. Second the red head
6. Paper

 

[jaxvon]

How could I forget the redhead? Sadly, redheads are usually hit or miss, with most in the miss department. Most I've seen aren't too great, but when they're hot, nothing tops it. I feel this thread taking a sexist turn...

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

The carpet never matches the curtains with redheads. they're all really just brunettes.

 

[majorloser]

1. Banana hammock
2. Finger, unless you can get just the right blow.
3. Right, always right.
4. Neither, I use electric. But it is sexy when she uses cream!
5. Brunette with a “tile” floor, no carpet!!!!!!

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Very good questions

(1) breifs (i am suprised nobody has said commando!!!)
(2) any thing it takes
(3) both
(4) cream
(5) all (why limit yourself)
(6) plastic (built in handles)

All very good questions. We all need to know who we are dealing with here don't we?

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