The big news this evening is not from Paris or Syria or from any of the various clowns trying convince us they are serious politicians. It's from Hollywood. Charlie Sheen has gone from "winning" to "HIV positive". I can't say I'm surprised.
I remember in college, there was an older doctor at the student infirmary. He was famous on campus for lecturing just about everyone about the dangers of unprotected sex. Once playing some aggressive frisby, I dove to make a catch, and split my chin open as a result of the one-point landing. While getting stitched up, I got the lecture. The only part I remember now was the punch line, "some guys will stick their d!ck where I wouldn't put my walking stick".
I guess Charlie Sheen missed that day at school
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