BOSE will come out with it's own superior format: B0-RAY, I just saw the ad.
"For discriminating buyers only. Forget 1080p when you can have 4080p, the new BO-RAY machine can play any format with one touch button ease, never mind scraping your gnarly knuckles plugging all those wires, with one simple wire you'll be able to experience the BOSE mystique with it's wonderful surround sound you'll swear you're in a stadium or a concert hall, but don't believe us.....try one for yourself and you too will become a believer! BOSE, where innovation never ceases. We'll even ship it free of charge to your home or office. And now with this special advertising campaign you too can be the proud owner of the most advanced playback system in the known universe, all for the paltry sum of five easy payments of $300,000.00. Just imagine, movies come to life before your eyes, while the patented BOSE sound will leave you breathless. Call now 1-800-EAT-BOSE, what are you waiting for?"
you must be 18 years or older to order, must be a citizen of a country, must have an intelligence quotient below 40, must believe that all BOSE does is good, cable not included, BO-RAY software will be available approximately six months to a year after initial product launch, if you're an attorney you are excluded from buying this machine, this also applies to electrical engineers, audioholics, dogs and cats, a person with common sense, a guy named Gene, anyone interested in audio truth, conspiracy buffs, people that wear aluminum hats get special discount not to exceed 10% of what BOSE decides to discount, only on special offers, you may have rights, but we don't care, check with local authorities if you have any rights, warning this product will spontaneously combust if left on for more than 20 minutes, see bose.com for details sizes and specs. We reserve the right to change specs as we see fit in oder to pull the wool over your eyes, you won't mind this and you will tell all your friends to buy BOSE products, hail Mr. Bose!