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Mr._Clark
Audioholic Samurai
I hate to give movies really negative reviews, but Black Crab made me Crabby (but not enough to keep me awake).
The following review of Black Crab does have some spoilers (but I didn't watch it to the end, so I don't know what happens).
First, some quick background on the completely subjective Clark rating scale. On the Clark scale, Bladerunner is a 10, Edge of Tomorrow is close (9?), Total Recall (2nd movie) and most Terminator movies are roughly in the 7-8 range. Most of the Bond movies with Daniel Craig are probably around 8, with Skyfall around 9. The Rush Hour movies are around 8. Batman Begins is probably around a 7, as are most of the Underworld movies. Wheel of Time was roughly a 7. Lawrence of Arabia is probably around 6 (yeah, it's an amazing movie, but on the completely subjective Clark scale it's just too long and slow-moving).
Okay, back to Black Crab. It s*cks. Based on the trailer it looked like a movie I'd like. Action, somewhat futuristic, etc. But, the movie has a very contrived plot that results in most of it being at night. It's hard to see what is going on, and it is also very difficult to understand a lot of the dialog (it was filmed in Sweden and apparently dubbed in English). The acting wasn't terrible, but that that's about the only okay aspect of the movie I can think of offhand.
I got bored and quit watching it somewhere in the middle. Perhaps it got better, but I have no desire to watch any more of it.
Who knows, it might be a great movie for someone else, but it was not for me.
The following review of Black Crab does have some spoilers (but I didn't watch it to the end, so I don't know what happens).
First, some quick background on the completely subjective Clark rating scale. On the Clark scale, Bladerunner is a 10, Edge of Tomorrow is close (9?), Total Recall (2nd movie) and most Terminator movies are roughly in the 7-8 range. Most of the Bond movies with Daniel Craig are probably around 8, with Skyfall around 9. The Rush Hour movies are around 8. Batman Begins is probably around a 7, as are most of the Underworld movies. Wheel of Time was roughly a 7. Lawrence of Arabia is probably around 6 (yeah, it's an amazing movie, but on the completely subjective Clark scale it's just too long and slow-moving).
Okay, back to Black Crab. It s*cks. Based on the trailer it looked like a movie I'd like. Action, somewhat futuristic, etc. But, the movie has a very contrived plot that results in most of it being at night. It's hard to see what is going on, and it is also very difficult to understand a lot of the dialog (it was filmed in Sweden and apparently dubbed in English). The acting wasn't terrible, but that that's about the only okay aspect of the movie I can think of offhand.
I got bored and quit watching it somewhere in the middle. Perhaps it got better, but I have no desire to watch any more of it.
Who knows, it might be a great movie for someone else, but it was not for me.